Looking to hire crew members for Seaside Pizza Co.
We are a family restaurant but the crew is not family, no one gets a long no one likes each other, be the change. Apply or don't it's your choice, but we do need people. We only want people who show up late and call out to every shift, it's super helpful. Must be able to only work the best shifts so you can have all the time with your friends and family. Bonus points for having zero work ethic and a negative attitude. If this sounds like you please use poor communication skills and send a resume and then never respond when trying to set up an interview.
Job Requirements:
Doctorate in any field
38+ years of experience
Pet tortoise or Lemur
wears t-shirts inside out on Tuesdays
1996 Huffy BMX bike for transportation and delivery
Hope to hear from you soon, maybe.
We are a family restaurant but the crew is not family, no one gets a long no one likes each other, be the change. Apply or don't it's your choice, but we do need people. We only want people who show up late and call out to every shift, it's super helpful. Must be able to only work the best shifts so you can have all the time with your friends and family. Bonus points for having zero work ethic and a negative attitude. If this sounds like you please use poor communication skills and send a resume and then never respond when trying to set up an interview.
Job Requirements:
Doctorate in any field
38+ years of experience
Pet tortoise or Lemur
wears t-shirts inside out on Tuesdays
1996 Huffy BMX bike for transportation and delivery
Hope to hear from you soon, maybe.
Job ID: 488100077
Originally Posted on: 8/4/2025
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